Mugged.
As I walked into the dark alley a disheveled man approached me. "Give me your wallet," he said as he pulled a gun out of his coat. I looked at the gun a little closer, and that's when I realized that it wasn't a real gun, but rather some kind of homemade gun constructed from dry pasta, pipe cleaners and wood glue. Upon further inspection, I noticed that his shoes where also made of pasta, and he was wearing some sort of hat made from uncooked spaghetti noodles.
I gave him my wallet anyway--he looked like he could probably throw that gun pretty hard.
posted by markholli at 10:34 AM
3 Comments:
That's more like it! Fantastic clip art, jordon has a good story from his mission in this genre. I think we should challenge him to find clip art to mark his event as well.
I also challenge you to find me the definition of pansel.
The hat made from pasta would be enough for me to forfeit my wallet. You never know.
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