Haircuts

There are two main risks when getting a haircut:
1- you'll look dumb after you get it cut.
2-you'll look dumb while you're getting it cut.

Commonly Confused Words

If you think that the words "sauce," "cream," and "ointment" are interchangeable, you're wrong--dead wrong. If you don't believe me just try ordering "spaghetti with tomato ointment" next time you're at the Pasta Emporium. If you still don't believe me, ask for a bowl of "ice sauce" at the Frozen Dairy Shack.

There's a chill in the air...

...and you know what that means: turtleneck season is coming!



If you're like me, you're carefully cleaning, ironing, and sorting your turtlenecks. You're probably also cleaning and polishing your nog mug, because when turtleneck season is close, nog season is not far behind.