Would You Rather, Part 1

Would you rather have the ability to see five minutes into the future, or be really good friends with a powerful wizard?

Would you rather find a hair in your salad, or a salad in your hair?

Would you rather be Santa for a day, or be the internet for a day?

Would you rather be visible only to the Osmond family, or have an alarm sound every twenty minutes for the rest of your life, with no respect of the time of day, location, or social situations, and then a loudspeaker comes on and an effeminate male voice announces "somebody needs a diaper change..."?

Would you rather bowl a 300 or fish a 300?

Which sport would you rather see become popular: competitive beekeeping or competitive anger management?

Typos...

Typos can cause huge mix-ups. For example, what if you were planning to go to college, but instead you went to collage for 4 years? I mean, I guess you'd be good at visual/spatial arrangements and which colors work well together, but it could really affect your career outlook.

C'mon Nabisco

In my opinion, naming the crackers "Wheat Thins" indicates that somewhere out there "Wheat Thicks" are available. If that's the case, give 'em here. If that's not so, why not just call them "Wheat Crackers"?