Sunday, March 15, 2009

Store-Bought Will Do Just Fine



Product inventors, designers, and infomercial writers grossly overestimate my desire to grow my own tomatoes.

Thursday, March 12, 2009

Considerate Giants


Giants probably have unwritten laws about going into the ocean and plucking submarines out of the water. We can certainly assume that they understand and respect the delicate balance of forces that allows human life to be supported in an underwater environment. If so, thanks giants.