Bus Rules

You're not allowed to eat, drink or smoke on the bus. Judging by the smell though, peeing on the bus is just fine.

Thank Heaven for Disclaimers

The picture on the carton of ice cream indicated that the ice cream would be in perfectly round scoops inside a white bowl. To my surprise, when I opened the carton this was not the case. I was about to call and complain when I saw the disclaimer on the carton that the round scoops and the white bowl were just a "serving suggestion." That calmed me right down.